In The Queen of Phalli, set in an alternate version of the Forgotten Realms, dark elves have evolved into a society of women. At its apex are the priestesses of the Queen of Phalli, endowed with dual genitalia. To join their ranks, a dark elf must tread the Path of Perpetual Pleasure and master the Tantric Technique of the Thousand Throbbing Tendrils. Our protagonist, Elifael El’Naar of House El’Naar, aspires to become one such priestess. Along her journey, she’ll confront dangers, navigate the whims of her kin, and seek the Goddess’s favor. Her path is rife with challenges, and the presence of phallic symbols looms large.