Sir Stretchalot: The Plight of the Elves game – Put on your protective gear and pretend to be a Stretcher once more. Sir Stretchalot is thrust into a new adventure consisting of ruffians to flog, hotties to stretch, and panties to flog after a sensuous groan leads him to a sharp-eared hottie with a tight ass that promises immortality. How can she or anyone else offer such an outrageous thing? Well, as you’ll see, she’s not any tight-assed hottie; she’s unlike anyone you’ve ever met.